yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
