she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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