Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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