they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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