the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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