So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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