you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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