Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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