We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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