I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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