I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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