TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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