Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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