So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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