To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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