my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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