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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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