you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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