i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
time to smoke my breakfast
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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