i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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