Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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