I can't watch pbs sober anymore
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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