I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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