I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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