Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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