Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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