Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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