My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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