the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Let's get the cat blown out
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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