I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My vagina just recognized that song.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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