sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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