actually, I'm a sock model
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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