we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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