Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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