'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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