i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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