soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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