Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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