Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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