i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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