i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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