Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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