That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just found puke in my bra..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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