But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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