It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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