i just wanna soil my oats bro
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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