Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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