The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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