Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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