You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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