You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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