well I can't set my house on fire every night
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
As shirtless as possible
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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