I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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