i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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