I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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