well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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