Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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