Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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