Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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