Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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